you know you are in for a good story when...

You know you are in for a good story when your wife texts you at work and says:

"Well. My xander poop story is better than your xander poop story. Tell you tonight"

So Amanda puts my kid down for a nap. A reasonable amount of nap time passes and she hears him laughing up in his bed, which is typical. She's busy with Josie so it takes her about 15 minutes before she gets him up from his nap (hey, he's not screaming so there's no rush).

As Amanda takes step 1 into the room she notices he isn't wearing his shorts or his diaper anymore. As she takes step 2 into the room she notices it smells. By the time her feet take the 3rd step into the room her brain has realized that there is lost poop that needs to be found, which she does. The missing diaper is on the mattress with little poopy footprints all over the sheet.

Darn, I was at work!